Mom's last word

After sharing the list with my mother ( yes...I did. I also shared it with my sister...she called me a suck up.), she came up with three others she that she felt that warranted a place of honor on my list:

1. Cream your neck, because, you know, those ropey lines age you.
   


2. Always buy well fitting shoes


3. When directed by your mother, make a point of going out of your way to thank people who take care of said mother (Because really, they're doing your job you know. Would it kill you to clean out her garage? Why don't you call more often, either?)
   

After careful deliberation, my committee of one rejected items 1 and 3 as too inflammatory. Item two is graciously accepted.